Came with the post this morning...
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. Below, we have enclosed a little picture to help you understand our feelings about your numerous complaints.
Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
Your Local Power Company
Dewy Cheatom, President
And this was the picture:
6. You make collect long distance phone calls to your family on Christmas day (5 points, 10 if from a cell phone), claiming you are stuck in a phone booth.
7. At the office Christmas party, you horde huge stockpiles of goodies for later consumption at home (5 points; 15 points if you use this stuff for your own party).
8. You steal the wreath from a parked car to use on your own (Southern California only, others ignore: 5 points -- nobody but Angelenos are dumb enough to dress a car).
9. After an invitation to a friend’s house, you bring a commercially produced fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made (5 points; 15 points if the fruitcake is from last year).
10. Any stealing from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins is a definite no-no (20 points).
Evaluate your score on the "Grinch Scale" from 20 to 100:
20 - 30: You are just a cheeseball.
30 - 50: You are an apprentice in Yuletide larceny and are probably wanted by the police for overdue parking tickets.
50 - 100: Grinch... move over!
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